TIJAH DAN SURAT CINTANYA... (cerita dipetikk dari internet)

Tijah budak kampung, tp bekerja di KL..Bila da duduk town, tijah
lupa diri..pakai seksi2..bercinta ngan mat saleh..One day, tijah nmpk bf
dia ngan sorg minah..Lg cun dr Tijah, tijah nangis 3 hari 3 malam..Pada
mlm ke 4, tijah tulis surat utk memutuskan perhubungan dgn mat saleh
td.. Surat tijah berbunyi begini...




JOHN,
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I HAVE THINK ABOUT THIS VERY
COOK-COOK. I KNOW I CLAP ONE HAND ONLY. CORRECTLY, I HAVE SEEN YOU AND
SHE WALK-WALK TOGETHER AT TOWN WITH EYES MYSELF. YOU GRAB HAND SHE. YOU
ALWAYS ASK FOR APOLOGY BACK-BACK. I DON'T TRUST YOU AGAIN!!! YOU ARE
REALLY CROCODILE LAND .

MY FRIENDS SPEAK YOU PLAY WOOD THREE. SO, I BREAK CONNECTION TO
PULL MY BODY FROM THIS LOVE TRIANGLE. I KNOW THIS RESULT I PICK IS VERY
CORRECT, BECAUSE YOU LOVE SHE VERY HIGH FROM ME. SO, I CUT THIS
CONNECTION TO GO FAR FROM HERE. I DON'T WANT YOU TO PLAY-PLAY WITH MY
LIVER. I HAVE BEEN CRYING UNTIL NO MORE EYE WATER THINKING ABOUT YOU. I
DON'T WANT BANANA TO FRUIT TWO TIMES.

SAFE WALK....
TIJAH