Friday, June 22, 2007

TIJAH DAN SURAT CINTANYA... (cerita dipetikk dari internet)

Tijah budak kampung, tp bekerja di KL..Bila da duduk town, tijah
lupa diri..pakai seksi2..bercinta ngan mat saleh..One day, tijah nmpk bf
dia ngan sorg minah..Lg cun dr Tijah, tijah nangis 3 hari 3 malam..Pada
mlm ke 4, tijah tulis surat utk memutuskan perhubungan dgn mat saleh
td.. Surat tijah berbunyi begini...




JOHN,
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I HAVE THINK ABOUT THIS VERY
COOK-COOK. I KNOW I CLAP ONE HAND ONLY. CORRECTLY, I HAVE SEEN YOU AND
SHE WALK-WALK TOGETHER AT TOWN WITH EYES MYSELF. YOU GRAB HAND SHE. YOU
ALWAYS ASK FOR APOLOGY BACK-BACK. I DON'T TRUST YOU AGAIN!!! YOU ARE
REALLY CROCODILE LAND .

MY FRIENDS SPEAK YOU PLAY WOOD THREE. SO, I BREAK CONNECTION TO
PULL MY BODY FROM THIS LOVE TRIANGLE. I KNOW THIS RESULT I PICK IS VERY
CORRECT, BECAUSE YOU LOVE SHE VERY HIGH FROM ME. SO, I CUT THIS
CONNECTION TO GO FAR FROM HERE. I DON'T WANT YOU TO PLAY-PLAY WITH MY
LIVER. I HAVE BEEN CRYING UNTIL NO MORE EYE WATER THINKING ABOUT YOU. I
DON'T WANT BANANA TO FRUIT TWO TIMES.

SAFE WALK....
TIJAH

12 comments:

crunchyahcock said...

good english mate! cheers

butaseni said...

u want go where?
dont go fishing far far
later tsunami come u all rendam ready.

umi ameer said...

pity tifah, eh, tijah!

♣miss_tree♣ said...

hehehehe..
dulu pernah blog psl surat chentaa tipah ni..
memang gelak smp nak pecah perut..

Mak Su said...

kah kah kah, i wake up (i dun sit dong) i remember i must go wood to collect wood

rena said...

owh.. poor u tipah
u dont sad-sad la tipah
there's many white man out there also
not him only
u face is pretty what..

Pegawai Khalwat said...

I don't double stand what u talking roundabout?

NezJoe said...

Tihah oh Tijah.
I hope you find boyfriend new.
better than him

dont clap with one hand
clap with your feet
Just like monkey
hehehe

bunga rampai said...

LOL ...

Salam.

- G O R O - said...

Tijah..Safe walk with safety jacket...

dude aku link blog kamu.... bole?

m i n e r a l . . . said...

kekekekekekekek
direct translation tuh..

"dun play-play with my liver" okehhh...wakakakkkaka

jinggo said...

crunchyahcok............
gggoooooodddddd........

butaseni...........
go go go fishing.....

umi ameer......
tijah oh tijah....

miss_tree...........
tu la pasal memang gelak punya...

mak su...........
collect wood good-godddd.....

rena.........
yes many-many man white out there....
hihihihh hihiii hhhhiiiihhhhih............

pegawai khalwat
roundabout mana..........?

nezjoe.....
i hope to... find new boyfriend abg butaseni tu ada....

bunga rampai.....
salam kembali...

goro.....
walk with safety jacket and safety shoes.......
boleh link bro..... silakan....

mineral....
ya la direct.....
hi hi hi hi hi iii hhiiii.....